Today's Star Telegram has a piece about The Kinkhole's latest misadventures . . . awwww.and how opposition research nailed his a__ last week. The article refers to opposition research as "oppo." Huh! I always thought it was called "OR."
Here's one for the "OR" folks - Kiwi or Shinola? I'm talking about the polish The Kinkhole puts on his 'stache and 'tee. I'm betting Shinola as in he don't know s__t from . . . like his campaign platform . . . awwww . . . again!
She contacted one of her young R buddies about participating and he responded "I don't have to be pro choice to support Planned Parenthood, do I? They do other things like testing, education, prevention. How much are the tickets?" That's OK.
If you feel like participating - like host, underwriter, getting tickets - she can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'm gonna give her your email address anyway, so you better have a good excuse for not wanting to play . . . errr, pay.
At last night's game, they introduced outfielder/slugger Luke Scott to a cool video piece involving Star War footage - talk about putting pressure on Scott. He responded with a double down the right field line.
One Of My Best Friends and I sat in Pam-In-Charge's seats. Pam-In-Charge has great seats - period. Congrats to Pam-In-Charge and her crew for hitting 3 million plus fans this season!
Speaking of the yard, at Saturday night's game, Sweet Marisa and Commentary were there taking in Roy O.'s performance when all of a sudden we get visited by the Kiss Kam - yikes! CENSORED, CENSORED, CENSORED!
Not really. Commentary went into gentleman mode and landed a soft one on Sweet Marisa's cheek . . . awwww!
At Friday night's game, Commentary snagged a line drive foul ball on one bounce - bare handed - numero ocho for the year. I finally get to put one on my shelf this year.
Three and a half and five behind with seven left - take them one at a time.