You can take it to the bank - the Rs are toast this election season. At last
night's U.S. Senate debate, Texas' Seniorita Senator says if she knew WMDs didn't
exist back then, she would have voted against W's War - that's not what W's Brain is
saying. Off message - sorry - they're running for cover. Pundits, media people and
other folks will be talking about this over the next few days. The Rs will continue
to play defense and Ds will score points. This ought to help D candidates up and
down the ballot. Thanks Barbara Ann!
Speaking of GOPredators, there is a new movie opening in town this weekend called
"Little Children." I heard they had a special screening up in DC this past week at
the RCCC headquarters . . . awwww!
More on H-Town's one of these days totally completely absolutely without a doubt
smoke free ordinance - how come they granted the City's convention center an
exemption or something like that? Maybe somebody over at City Hall can 'splain that
to Commentary, errr, or try to 'splain. I guess convention center smoke can't kill
you. That must be a pretty cool building. I think it had something to do with
money, no can't be, because they said this wasn't about money, except in this case
it was money, or rather business, which isn't money - you follow - cause I didn't.
I fell for it, I think. I saw the TV commercial and went to snapalope.com. I still
can't figure out where I went. Maybe I'm too old and missed something. Maybe I
need to cut down on St. Arnold's. What the heck is a snapalope anyway, a freaking
stick animal? Hey, they suckered me onto their website. I guess they wanted me to
stick around . . . awww, again!
Think about it, and believe me I do, we should be World Serious this morning.
Instead, it's the Cards that are in Motown this morning. It was pretty amazing to
watch Carlos Beltran let that third strike curve ball sail by him without even
swinging with the bases loaded and two out in the bottom of the ninth - then stunned
silence from the Mets fans at Shea. This makes the third year in a row that a
National League Central Division team is in the World Series- of course we're 0 and
eight. So who are you going to root for - the Cards or the Tigers? Don't bother
responding, I know the answer!
October 20, 2006, 9:00AM