Ok, just kidding. Taquerias Aranda, a local taqueria (what else) chain, said they were going to close today in observance of "Day Without An Immigrant" - NEVER MIND! They decided to stay open, too bad. Hey, this is an outfit that stays open on Christmas Day - "Day With Christmas."
Speaking of today, Daily Commentary's nominee for Time Magazine's Person of the Year is the Latino Immigrant, of course. They have created one heck of a nationwide debate. In Mexico today, folks there are being urged not to buy Gringo products, kind of like a "Day Without Gringo Goods." Arriba!!
"SMACKS OF STUPIDITY" blared a Chron headline Saturday.
"Casserly .. doesn't have the guts to make this call," said a Chron sports columnist.
"You're wrong Bob (McNair, the owner)," said the same columnist about McNair wanting to sign the Numero Uno pick before the draft started.
We didn't get the best player. We didn't even get either of the best two players. What was going on in Texan Draft Central - "Day Without Intelligence?"
Then, to top things off, Reggie Bush goes to NOLA. Did FEMA finally get one right? FEMA will certainly take credit for this one.
The Kirby Drive Brain Trust wants us to think that they got what we needed to take us to the Super Bowl. Well how come better pro football minds all across America don't agree? I'm glad Drayton, Tim and Scrap Iron don't treat their customers like dummies.
Vince and Bud Adams are bosom buddies today, they were together on TV last night - hook'em horns!
My take on the FAA and the military after watching the movie, they were spectators with courtside seats. Go check out U93.
May 1, 2006, 9:00AM