J Lo will play the role of Sue Ellen in the movie version of "Dallas" that will
start filming soon. John Travolta gets to play J.R. I like that. Hollywood gets
it. Unlike the Repubs, they recognize that Latinas/Latinos are a major part of the
Texas culture. Look for the GOP to boycott the movie.
Last year, NFL Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw gave some pointed advice to Pittsburgh
Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger - give up the motorcycle. Big Ben blew him
off. This morning Big Ben is toothless and lucky to be alive after he smashed his
Suzuki into a car. I guess the word "invincible" is no longer in Big Ben's
Budweiser is the official beer of the World Cup that is being held in Germany -
yikes!!! Apparently, that's not making the German soccer fans too happy. Now they
know how I feel when Bud and Miller get the exclusive deals during the baseball
playoffs. Hey German soccer fan, email me and I'll tell you how to sneak in a few
From the I Didn't Know That Department. The baseballs the minor leagues use are
different than the ones used in the major leagues. Apparently, Roger had to get
the minors to lift the rules so he could use major league balls - you know, the
ones that Commentary has snagged and are on display in his office.
THIS JUST IN - FLASH..W IS IN IRAQ. Guess the taxidermist is finished and W is
going to fetch the trophy and bring it home. Maybe they'll take it on tour so
Americans can get to see it in person.
June 13, 2006, 9:00AM