By Marc Campos

J Lo, Terry's Advice, Bud Cup, Baseballs, Trophy

J Lo will play the role of Sue Ellen in the movie version of "Dallas" that will start filming soon. John Travolta gets to play J.R. I like that. Hollywood gets it. Unlike the Repubs, they recognize that Latinas/Latinos are a major part of the Texas culture. Look for the GOP to boycott the movie.

Last year, NFL Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw gave some pointed advice to Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger - give up the motorcycle. Big Ben blew him off. This morning Big Ben is toothless and lucky to be alive after he smashed his Suzuki into a car. I guess the word "invincible" is no longer in Big Ben's vocabulary.

Budweiser is the official beer of the World Cup that is being held in Germany - yikes!!! Apparently, that's not making the German soccer fans too happy. Now they know how I feel when Bud and Miller get the exclusive deals during the baseball playoffs. Hey German soccer fan, email me and I'll tell you how to sneak in a few St. Arnold's.

From the I Didn't Know That Department. The baseballs the minor leagues use are different than the ones used in the major leagues. Apparently, Roger had to get the minors to lift the rules so he could use major league balls - you know, the ones that Commentary has snagged and are on display in his office.

THIS JUST IN - FLASH..W IS IN IRAQ. Guess the taxidermist is finished and W is going to fetch the trophy and bring it home. Maybe they'll take it on tour so Americans can get to see it in person.

June 13, 2006, 9:00AM

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