By Marc Campos

Filing, Really Kinky, Nomar, Kong

Commentary thinks there might be some surprises as filing deadline for office approaches on January 2, 2006. Heck, Commentary heard a rumor involving Commentary - they didn't tell me. It never fails.

Think I'm going to order a Kinky Doll, then go out and buy a Barbie Doll, put them together in compromising positions, take pics, send them out, screw up his campaign.

The Chron says today the Astros are talking to Nomar Garciaparra, but they want him to play left field - he's a shortstop. Don't know about that. I want a left fielder with an arm. Nomar is a good stick, but can he throw out runners?

The movie "King Kong" opens today. It is getting good reviews but it is three hours long. Why do they have to make movies that are three hours long? About the only movie that was worth three hours was "Titanic." I'm gonna see "Kong" - it better be worth it.

December 14, 2005, 9:00AM

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